"I'm here to announce an extraordinary major national emergency," Baldwin said. "This is great, so I do not want to spend any time, but first I would like to blow up my own horn."
Trump Baldwin said that just had a wonderful health survey. feet, 7 inches tall, 185 pounds and "shredded". Then he broke off, why the country desperately needs a border wall.
"We need a wall, because the wall works," he said. You do not have to be smart to understand that. In fact, it's even easier if you do not. "
The fake president explained that the announcement of an emergency is likely to lead to a summons in court.
"I am going to sign these papers for an emergency, then I will immediately be sued, then the court will not make a decision in my favor, then he will go to the Supreme Court, then I will call my friend [Brett] Kavanaugh, then I will say that it's time to pay off Donny, then he will say "the new phone, who is it?"
Trump Baldwin said that the process will eventually end with his "personal hell" President.
When it was going further, and Trump Baldwin continued to talk before taking questions from journalists, he explained that he said "Putin is simple give Hillary's work instead. "But he did not retreat from a major national accident.
" In conclusion, this is a general accident, and there are emergency flashes, which means that I will have to go to Mar-Lago and play golf "- he said.
Trump Baldwin then said the signature of the signature phrase," Live from New York … it's Saturday night. "