Kendall and Corey get into it over the phone because of her wild fight with Palm Springs from Kylie.
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Every week, “Nori” repeats new episodes “Not lagging behind Kardashian” allowing us to take on all the family drama.
(NOTE: Not actually written below northwest.)
The episode began at the family home in Palm Springs. By the pool, Kim and Courtney talked about fight between Kendall and Kylie. None of the sisters spoke to Kylie, but she saw that she had posted a photo on social media with her best friend Stasi.
In confession, Kendall said she was still upset because things had worsened and were not needed. She said Corey could have been the mediator between her and Kylie, but instead he supported Kylie’s comment “get her out of the car.” She didn’t think that neither Kylie nor Corey could raise it to that level.
Inside the house, Courtney, Kim, and Chloe talked more about the situation between Kendall, Kylie, and Corey. Kim said no, because for Kendall, no matter what really happened, Corey seemed to be bullying her and Kylie. Chloe said that Kendall already has tension, and everything just boiled over, and it’s negative for everyone. Kim raised the fact that Kendall is also worried. Chloe felt bad that their mother was in the middle of a fight, but she wasn’t going to choose a side; she just let them work it out.
Northwest: I honestly hate family fights, but siblings fight. When I get angry at a Saint, I make sure we don’t go to bed with our minds. I wrote him an e-mail thanking the kids for apologizing in advance that I knew I would get it. I sleep like a child.
When she returned to Calabasas at Chloe’s house, Chloe told Scott and Kim that she was talking to Kendall. Kendall felt that no one was on her side and no one was turning to her. Kim said she did not want to participate. Scott said it was sad and he felt there had to be a deeper problem behind the fight.
Chloe changed the subject and announced that she was taking her best friend Malik for a month-old baby because she was so close to her due date. Malika has no relationship with her dad, and it was a difficult journey for her, so Chloe felt she needed to make the trip so she could remember it. Chloe really wanted Malika to feel loved and spoiled.
NW: I’m all for a month-old baby, but I’d like Aunt Chloe to pass me by first. I had to ask my other employees to cover Malikas at the last minute.
Scott coughed, which turned the conversation into a coronavirus. Kim said that because of the virus, the children in her children’s preschool do not go to school. Kim said she paid attention to the news and tried not to panic, but the fear grew.
Chloe started Malik’s baby month at lunch in Palm Springs. In addition to Chloe and Malika, the crew included Malika’s twin Kadia, their friends Dominic, Ashley and Chrissy. The goal was to have fun, relax, without stress. At lunch, they all shared their mother’s stories. Chloe remembered how she had to pull the pomegranate seed out of her daughter’s nose with her long fingernails. Ashley talked about how it felt to be born. Malika shook.
Chloe asked if Malika and her baby father were on good terms. Malika said that whenever he attacked, she just called his mother and she gathered him together. Malika and her son’s father had a certain distance, and it was difficult. There were times when she did not want to see him or be with him, but they agreed on joint parenthood and bring their son into a loving environment.
NW: Everyone is a common parent. MJ told me that she is currently working with Chris.
While driving to the hotel, the girls talked more about the birth of children and the coronavirus. Malika said she had to have a baby, but she didn’t want to be in the hospital with all the germs. The girls were going to be smart and responsible on the trip, but they were also going to have fun.
Back in Los Angeles, at Kylie Cosmetic’s office, Kylie went to talk to Chris about her problems with Kendall. Kylie didn’t talk to Kendall, but she felt they were both right. Kylie said Kendall never told her she needed to be taken home, and she never agreed. Kylie would love for her to know something else.
Kylie thought there were a lot of inappropriate connections, and she felt bad because everything was out of control. Chris thought it was all nonsense because it was a misunderstanding, and they said things they didn’t mean because they had too much to drink. Chris said that when they were both ready, they needed to sit down and mash it.
NW: The day Chicago leaves me, I’m not going to my mom, I’m just going to my lawyers.
On the baby-month Malika girls settled in a hotel, casino Morongo, Resort & Spa. Chloe had the idea to sit comfortably and put on pajamas. Malika was not with her, she wanted to go to the casino. She wanted to wear ordinary clothes and gamble.
NW: I need to give Malikas more free time. They are clearly not too twisted.
In Los Angeles, Chris and Corey went to a dance class to learn to dance the tango. Dancing wasn’t Chris’s business, but she wanted to make Corey feel better because he was in the middle of a Kendall and Kylie fight. Kendall called Corey during class.
At first, Corey tried to extend the olive branch by inviting her to the Laker game. Kendall refused and said that he did not cope well with the situation in Palm Springs. She went on to say that both he and Kylie shouted at her.
Corey corrected her and said that he and his sister lasted five minutes before he even got involved, and that she had already called Kylie. Kendall refused, and she claimed she did not name anyone.
As he kept trying to keep saying it was a fight between her and her sister – not him – Kendall said he was 100% involved and she wanted an apology. However, he did not think he had anything to apologize for.
“You’ve been a rude person for years,” he told her, bored. “You’re an asshole, whenever you want, you’re fooled for no reason. I’m going to tell you the truth about how you are. You don’t apologize for anything.”
“Just because I don’t kiss your ass doesn’t mean I’m an asshole,” she replied. “I just don’t love you. The fact that I can’t even get an apology.”
The transformation was just circling, and there was no progress. Corey mostly felt bad that Chris had to go through a situation where he got into a misunderstanding again.
NW: It’s all confusing, and as a member of this family, I feel bad for everyone involved. But as a businesswoman, I knew I needed a job, and I wanted to get as much of it on camera as possible.
Returning to the one-month-old baby, Malika told Chloe that a random DM girl had made her on Instagram about her son’s father passing messages to other girls. However, Malika said that he was not her husband, so this was not her problem. Malika then posted other people on her Instagram to stop sending her news about her son’s father because she was single. Chloe and Kadia shuddered, while Malika thought he was a genius.
She told her son’s father about DM because they have a son together, and she didn’t want him to look stupid. In the end, she was loyal to him. Her friends wanted her to launch their Instagram posts in the future, because not everything needs an answer.
NW: It’s PR 101: You don’t feed trolls! Didn’t Malika learn anything that works for me?
The girls went down to the casino. Although going to the casino wasn’t Chloe’s idea of a baby-moon, it was good because she wanted Malika to feel loved, and it was all about her. Playing roulette, Malika felt labor pains. Chloe offered to return to the room, but Malika wanted to play more games and have dinner before returning to the room.
At dinner, Malika asked the girls how long she should wait for a date after the birth of a child. Chloe said six weeks, and her sister said two weeks. Malika never thought of having a child and being single, but she wasn’t going to let anything overshadow her excitement about becoming a mother.
NW: Six weeks? Tristan met WHILE Aunt Chloe was pregnant.
The next day, Malika was still in labor. Chloe and Kadia teased Malika about how bad it would be for her to give birth. Malika said that although there was nothing she could do, she loved her baby moon and felt like she was cheering.
At home, Chris asked about Corey’s conversation with Kendall. He said it didn’t work because Kendall had her thoughts. Corey didn’t feel any way to fight, because there were fights; he just didn’t like being in the middle of it. Chris didn’t like being in the middle either. Corey wanted it to stay between the sisters, and he wanted it never to happen. Chris hoped it would work out on its own.
At Chloe’s house, Chloe put on a mask and gave Chris a mask because of the coronavirus. Chris looked very worried because Scott was ill, and Kim canceled all her appointments. Chloe said that Chloe’s nanny had gone home and had a runny nose. Since she returned from a baby-moon, she did not feel well, and because of the virus she is doing her best to be safe. Chloe read reports of the virus spreading. Chris was a little embarrassed and said she didn’t linger to catch the virus.
SZ: I used the virus as an excuse not to see my family for at least 3 months. It was wonderful.
Chloe went to Kendall’s house, where she held a photo shoot for the cover of Architectural Digest. Chloe appeared with a mask just to be safe. She was still sick, but she wanted to be a supportive sister and test Kendall. Kendall said she talked to Corey, but he kept saying the same thing. She knew she deserved an apology.
She also said she hadn’t heard from Kylie in a week and felt it was “another slap in the face.” She thought about being a bigger person and calling Kylie, but she wanted her sister to grow up and realize she was wrong. She thought she deserved a phone call. Kendall admitted that she has a big ego (like everyone else), but she will be able to put it off to do what was right.
Chloe said that was the main thing for Kendall and Kylie. She hadn’t seen them fight like that for years. She hoped they would solve their problems soon, but both girls were adamant about their positions.
NW: It’s sad, it’s chaotic, it’s sad …. IT’S RATINGS!
“Not far behind Kardashian” comes out on Thursday on E!